Ricki Lake and John Mayer hooked up... really?

The guys and gals over at the New York Times' Page Six are insinuating that John Mayer, a relatively talented artist who can probably pick up just about anybody, have hooked up with Ricki Lake!

According to the Page Six crew, they met at a holiday party by Sunshine Sachs on Tuesday where John upon meeting Ricki Lake said: "I've had a crush on you for two years."

After meeting they exchanged phone numbers and texted each other throughout the night...

Am I missing something?

This is the weirdest thing I've heard since I read that Lance Armstrong and Ashley Olsen hooked up.